Correct DOGS terminology?

An Adolf Hitler taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson somehow got away with it
A Condom safe but didn't feel very good
An elephant's arsehole it's high; and it stinks
A sister-in-law I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell it's ugly but it's still running
A Kate Moss thinned it
An IRA shot hitting a provisional
A nipple licker a shot that opens up the hole
A Diego Maradonna nasty five footer
A Salman Rushdie an impossible read
A Rock Hudson thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Paris Hilton an expensive hole
A Cuban needs one more revolution
An Elton John a big bender that lips the rim
A Glen Miller kept low and didn't make it over the water
A Blondie a fair crack up the middle
A Princess Grace should have taken a driver
A Princess Di shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson gradually fading
An Anna Kournikova looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Tony Blair too much spin
A Bin Laden driven out, never to be found again
Jamie Oliver you really want to smack it but you can't